Current location:	glass cage of emotion
Current mood:	apathetic
Current music:	Jeff Buckley

yeah
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Douglas Adams

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
Soren Kierkegaard (1813 - 1855)

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
Mitch Hedberg

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Mitch Hedberg, Mitch All Together

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg

Chew before you swallow.
George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
Robin Williams